We've managed to have a pet story thrown our way every now and again, but they are usually just a picture of some guy's dog that was taken three years ago and they have no damage to display whatsoever. This sort of behavior is lame to me. Jason however, actually did bruise his dog's eye and that perked me right up. I'll let him share...

"During a recent game of Wii Sports I was going through all the different sports trying to increase my ratings. My dog sat and watched in confusion as to what I was swinging my arm around for in the middle of the living room. Well I get to my third game of bowling, last frame...and have the best game so far going for me. I swing my arm back and BAM!! I had not noticed my dog had gotten behind me on the couch and was right in the path of my back swing. Needless to say I gave my dog a black eye, she yelped for awhile!!!" -Jason

Swank eh? A bruise to the pet. The only other thing that would graduate this post from unusual to totally unique, would be if Jason had done something truly crazy. I'm talking really crazy. Like use the correct number exclamation points crazy. Frankly I've never seen an email that used only a single exclamation point after an emphatic sentence, but deep down I still believe there is one out there. Somewhere...