Another episode of blaming things on the girlfriend, Paul here tells us that his little lady took a swing and threw the Wii remote at the window...
"So my girlfriend and I were taking our Wii Fitness tests one night and her second event was hitting homeruns. She was having trouble hitting one so I told her she needed to swing harder. Well she did, she just forgot to grip harder. The result: a broken window. The pisture is of my girlfriend Eliot and the damage done. -Paul"
Our top team of examiners have looked the picture over carefully and noticed the strap seems to be just fine. Apparently the guilty party was going strapless, which is always a risky decision.