Where have we been lately? Your imagination is about as good as the truth so I'll just let you run with that for now, and we'll continue straight to women posing next to broken glass.

This morning we received word that Lacey has been the victim of the over-exuberant friend of a friend. It happens, here's her version.

"My roommates friend was playing tennis like a jackass and thought that if he didn't wear the strap and was swinging as hard as he possibly could, it would make the game play better. in fact, right before he started playing, he was making fun of the strap and people being stupid about losing control of the remote. anyway, so he was swinging as hard as he could and launched the remote between me and my roommate's head and through the window. not even a scratch on the remote, thankfully. -Lacey"