It would seem that despite all us having our Sherlock Holmes hats on, we were slightly off in our explanation behind the Sistine Chapel of Etch-A-Sketch Art. Our wonder working artist is actually a woman. Specifically she's the oh-so lovely and talented Race from Level99 and she was kind enough to fill us in on the details we were fuzzy on.

You read those little blurbs on various video game blogs about how some punk threw their Wiimote at their friend's TV and think, "Harhar, that guy must've had the coordination of a stroke patient. What an idiot!" Well, guess who feels like a complete and utter douchebag? *raises hand*

Words cannot describe how stupendously retarded I feel at the moment. It's like when you read one of those ridiculous Penthouse letters and think that it could never happen to you, and then surprisingly find yourself in an orgy with some dirty white trash, the dirty white trash's mother, a midget, and a guy named Pablo. Except this doesn't involve any naked chicks or a penis that is way out of proportion to its owner's body. Nope. This just involves a broken Wiimote strap, a broken tv, and a broken heart. =( Well, maybe not that last part, but suffice to say, I'm a sad little Race. I'm still paying for that TV. F*CK! Here's the story.

And just like women tend to do, our girl Race rambles on for several pages. Go ahead and read the full version here if you are growing a beard or waiting for a glacier to pass by. It would seem that not even internet celebrities can keep their excitement fully contained when it comes to bowling via Wii. This whole episode is kinda like Paul Harvey's The Rest of the Story except it comes with pretty pictures of a smashed TV set.