Huzzah for blood and broken glass. Once again we find that the jump power serve usually winds up badly for our heroes. Roger here gives us a step-by-step explanation of how you too can perforate your earth suit while playing Wii sports.

"We broke our light fixture tonight - bummer! Playing Wii Sports Tennis. It was a massive serve that would have won the game, but instead there was massive blood! Its worth noting that the remote was steadfast in the hand at all times - letting go is for pussies! Miraculously the light bulb didn't break. -Roger"

Letting go is indeed for pussies, while apparently smashing light fixtures is reserved only for the very best of gamers. A part of me wonders how he managed to cut both of his hands at the same time. I don't know if he was doing the two handed serve or what. I would also like to add that the third picture with the guy's face in it is like a work of art. The gentle glow of wonder of the player's face is classic. Of course, just a clear picture of what we're looking at is head and shoulders above our usual fare.