When I was in Boy Scouts they taught me to build fires in fireplaces. "RESPECT THE FIRE" is what my troop leader would always say, he'd than go on about how some Fire Goddess who is easily angered. This guy on the other hand apparently took interior decorating classes instead of joining the scouts. From the looks of this McMansion picture they were attempting to either have an impromptu candle sale -or- build a small alter to the gold of golden mantle frames. That was a big mistake.... As you can see Pele clearly left her home in Hawaii just to smite these people.

Yet again another baseball accident, my mate had just stated playing when I told him to "get in side the game", so he stepped up to the plate, with his entire mite he began swinging the Wii mote when the strap broke and the controller broke loss and at almost point blank range smashed the fireplace surroundings.