Oh how we love this woman, not just because these photos make her look like she's turned on by that huge shiner. But because she's not a blonde - no offense to blonds - well, ok, yea we meant offense. We love her because this photo alone is what motivated us to go back to posting all the awesome Wii related injuries we've received over the last few years. Too bad we check our email like once every two years or we would have posted this earlier honey. Here is what she had to say about this "Remote to the face" injury...

These photos follow the after math of a night of Wii Tennis, some drunk a-hole swung back, into my face. When it initially happened, I just felt this influx of pain to my face, I wasn't even sure what had just transpired, because we had had the Wii for 3 months and no accidents or injuries had occurred. I ran to the bathroom where my eye proceeded to gush blood for about 5 - 10 minutes, it was totally sexy. So here are some silly and stupid photos of me and my black eye. Coincidentally I was between jobs at the time, and going on tons of job interviews, and yes, I had to explain my eye to a lot of people. :) because even some interviewers wouldn't ask, and I would just have to be like "Look, I know you are staring at my ridiculous shiner, however there is a plausible explanation, no, my boyfriend doesn't hit me, no I was not in any sort of car accident, and no, I did not 'walk into a door'..... Do you know what a Wii is?"

Rock on baby, we love the attitude. You can swing by later and we can take some more recent photos for our private collection.

Well we can clearly see what happened here. This guy's fiancee threw the Wii remote into the picture and then probably said "Oops... Sorry sweetie, looks the Wii broke that ugly photo your Dad gave you. I guess we will just have to burn it or stick it in the basement where no one will see it ever again." It looks like Ryan is blind to the fact that his fiancee obviously did this on purpose. Just listen to his side of the story and how makes it sound like it was some sort of accident...

"my fiance's controller strap broke while playing tennis the other night and the controller flew out of her hand to the right on the backswing and cracked the glass covering a framed photo that my dad gave me. the controller survived no problems and we finished our match. i beat her 3 games to 2. We got new glass right away for the photo frame, for $25. My friend actually tied the strap in a bunch of knots to put it back together, but we're gonna head out to get a recall replacement sometime soon. -Ryan"

Ryan, trust me on this one buddy. Your fiancee hates the picture. She's just going to find more and more ways to destroy it until you finally hide it. Throwing a Wii remote is a woman's idea of subtle communication. Just the other day, my date threw a potted plant at me towards the end of our date. This was her way of saying that she had a really great time and wanted to do it again soon. In your case, the Wii remote means she hates the picture. That's how it works. "Potted plants" = "I had a good time," while "Wii remote" = "your father has poor taste in art work." I don't make the rules, that's just how this works.

Not even the immortal New York Yankee sluggers of old are safe from the rampage this Wii decided to go on this Christmas morning! Joe DiMaggio and friends were sitting behind a wall of glass just watching a tennis match when all of the sudden the Wii tries to attack them! Our on site reporter Josh was there to recount the horrific site.

So its Christmas day and I open up my new Nintendo Wii. I was so excited I could hardly wait. As soon as I open it I ran downstairs and started playing Wii Tennis. The graphics and everything were awesome! It was tied 2-2 and the next person who won a game would win the match. I hit the serve, the ball was returned to me, and I'm going for the kill. I swung as hard as i can and all you hear is breaking glass. I look at the Wiimote and the strap was snapped. My whole family was watching how it worked for the first time and my dad was behind me, furious. I always read about these stories and I thought wow, that would never be me. I thought wrong.

So remember, not even the old Yankee legends are safe from a Wii this holiday season!